The reported suspicious behavior near Holiday Blvd. is not a threat! After a thorough investigation, last night’s “suspicious activity” has been identified as Mr. Craig… walking his cat.

The Boulder Canyon Town Council is seeking one new member following the resignation of Councilwoman Denise, who stated she was “simply too tired to keep discussing gazebo maintenance every month.” Residents interested in serving the community are encouraged to apply. In the interest of transparency and reporting integrity: this post was edited due to the use of the incorrect Councilwoman's name.

The Town of Boulder Canyon is asking residents if anyone recognizes this large brown dog seen near multiple recent rubber duck disappearances. Witnesses report the dog moving quickly, looking guilty, and having suspicious confidence. This investigation remains ongoing!

Several residents have contacted the town regarding a mysterious noise heard late last night. Please stop posting theories online claiming: • It was aliens • It was the sewer system becoming sentient • It was “the canyon breathing again” No official cause has been confirmed. We will provide updates if necessary.